Unlimited Hindi Jokes Dhamaal

[Alisha Kapoor]

KBC Ke Set Par Ek Ladka 1 Crore Ke Sawaal Par Aakar Fass Gaya.
To Usne Ek Lifeline Chuni Phone-A-Friend Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Phone Milane Ko Kaha.
Amitabh Ne Ladki Ko Phone Milaya: “Tumhare Paas 30 Seconds Hain Iss Sawaal Ka Jawaab Dene Ke Liye, Aur Tumhara Samaye Shuru Hota Hai Ab.”
Ladka Jaldi Se Sawaal Padta Hai Aur Uske Chaaro Option Padta Hai.

Girlfriend: “Mil Gaya Time Tumhe Phone Karne Ka? Muje Tumse Koi Baat Nahi Karni! Bye.“

[Tejas Rane]

A student is talking to his teacher.

Student: Would you punish me for something I did not do?


Teacher: Of course not.


Student: Good, because I have not done my homework.