A man was summoned to his attorney's office.

Lawyer- "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.

Man- "Give me the bad news first."

Lawyer- "Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."



Man- "That's the bad news?" laughed the man. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

Lawyer- The terrible news is...

"The picture is of you and your secretary!"