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    Student : Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question.
    Teacher : Okay.

    Student : How do you put an Elephant in a fridge?
    Teacher : You can't it's to big.
    Student : Wrong. All you have to do is open the fridge and put it in there.

    Teacher : Hm. Okay then.

    Student : Let me ask you another question. How do put a Donkey inside that fridge?
    Teacher : Easy you just open the door and put it in there.
    Student : Wrong again. You have to take the Elephant out first then put the Donkey in the fridge.

    Teacher : Uh okay.

    Student : Next question. If a Lion had a birthday party and all the animals went to it, what animal is missing?
    Teacher : All of them because the Lion eats them.
    Student : Wrong, the Donkey is missing because he's still in the fridge.



    Teacher : Are you kidding me?

    Student : Okay last question. If you're at a River and crocodiles live in it, how do you get across?
    Teacher : You build a boat and float across. If you try to swim across you will be eaten.
    Student : Nope. All you have to do is swim across because all the animals went to the Lion's birthday party.

    Teacher : Get out.

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    Pappu had a dream in which someone murdered him.

    Next day he closed his bank account.

    Do you Know why?

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    Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...!.

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