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    Officer : What Is Your Name ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir.

    Officer : Tell Me Properly.

    Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.

    Officer : Your Father’s Name ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir.

    Officer : What Does That Mean ?

    Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.

    Officer : Your Native Place ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir.

    Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

    Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir.

    Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir.

    Officer : (Angrily)What Is It ?

    Candidate : Metric Pass Sir.

    Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir.

    Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

    Candidate : Money Problem Sir.

    Officer : Describe Your Personality ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir.

    Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..

    Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.

    Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go

    Candidate : M P. Sir.

    Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??

    Candidate : My Performance Sir.

    Officer : M P.

    Candidate : What Is That Sir. ….??

    Officer : Mentally Punctured.

    Candidate: M P. Sir.

    Officer : Now What Is Thissss ????

    Candidate: My Pleasure Sirji.

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    whatsapp jokes collection

    by neesha March 31st, 2014, 1:32 pm

    Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,

    Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,

    Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,

    Chup rahe to DARPOK,

    Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,

    Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,

    Bachhon ko daante to ZAALIM,

    Na daante to LAPARWAH,

    Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,

    Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,

    Maa ki maane to CHAMCHA,

    Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM…

    Na Jane Kab Aayega…….. “HAPPY MEN’S DAY”
    Respect All the men in your life

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