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  1. #707
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    औरत अपने पति की कब्र पर रोते हुए बोली ..

    छोटा बेटा laptop मांग रहा है। मैं क्या करूँ???

    बेटी ने मोबाइल फोन की फरमाइश कर दी है, मैं क्या करूं ???

    मेरे पास खुद अपने कपड़े पुराने हो गए हैं। क्या करूँ????

    फिर कब्र से घुटी-घुटी आवाज़ आई ……..



    मर गया हूँ,

    दुबई नहीं गया हूँ।

  2. #708
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    Killing reply to Husband...

    Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?

    Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?

    Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?

    Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?

    In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

    Husband: Who did all this ?

    Wife: Our neighbor.
    But he gave me 2 options.....Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.

    Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.

    Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!!

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